Diddly Squat: ‘Til The Cows Come Home

In Diddly Squat: ‘Til The Cows Come Home, Jeremy Clarkson returns for another year of his unconventional farming journey at Diddly Squat farm. Following his modest profit of £144 from his first year, Clarkson delves deeper into the realities and challenges of farm life. This sequel is infused with his signature wit and candid storytelling, offering readers a humorous yet poignant exploration of the agricultural world.

The Plot

Clarkson discovers that the path to becoming a competent farmer is fraught with unexpected hurdles. He navigates the complexities of agricultural tasks, from the intricacies of loading grain trailers to the unpredictable behaviour of cows. The struggle for planning permissions looms large as he attempts to convert a dilapidated barn into a restaurant, highlighting the bureaucratic obstacles that often hinder rural entrepreneurs.

Themes

• Perseverance: Clarkson’s determination shines through as he faces setbacks.
• Community: The camaraderie with his team adds a layer of warmth and support.
• Humour: His comedic approach to farming mishaps makes for an engaging narrative.

This book not only entertains but also offers insightful reflections on the realities of modern farming, making it a compelling read for fans of Clarkson’s previous works, such as Clarkson on Cars and Driving Ambition.

“Farming is not for the faint-hearted, but it can be bloody entertaining.”